A man in Cleveland Texas ( who would have known, Cleveland is catching!) has had to be airlifted to hospital after being attacked by a common everyday tabby cat!
According to the man, the belligerent feline attacked him for no reason, and while trying to fend off the creature with a knife both the man and the cat ended up getting stabbed. I can see how the latter could have happened, but the former seems unlikely as most cats do not have the opposable thumbs needed to stab people.
Poor old puss seems to have gotten the worst of it in the end though, having to be put down due to his injuries. The man on the other hand is only looking at a sizable medical bill, and a lifetime of derision for having been sent to intensive care by a creature who spends most of its spare time eating bugs.