Morbidly obese film director Kevin Smith, he of Silent Bob fame, has been kicked off a Southwest Airlines plane for being too fat! According to airline officials the Hollywood man-whale was causing the plane to tilt to the left and the Captain, fearing that he was now in command of an airborne equivalent of the …
We all know the dangers of texting while you drive, but what of the perils of texting while wandering aimlessly through your local mall? Every day, hundreds of unfortunate Americans suffer public mishaps due to their texting addiction but go on to make a full recovery. You can too. This Public Service Announcement is brought …
My god, she looks like they stole her from Madame Tussauds! Poor old Madonna didn’t look this good when she was alive, she sure as hell doesn’t look this good now! Just how stupid do they think women who buy this stuff are? Don’t answer that. Apparently the thing she’s sitting in is some kind …