Professor Harrison Henderson of the Harvard School of Anthropology was today shocked to learn that the missing link has apparently been found and that it is a small primate called Ida, not as the Professor has argued for over a decade, movie comedian Adam Sandler. “For years i have been arguing that the missing link …
Worried over her deteriorating image amongst the American public, Lindsay Lohan has appeared on Ellen, so to speak, to reveal that she is neither dangerous nor dating the NFL. Lilo also tells us that she would never cheat because that’s what daddy did to mommy, and that she can’t possibly be dangerous enough to warrant …
A court has found the curvaceous pop queen still too loony to manage her own affairs. Apparently some of Brit’s former cohorts want to get their hands on her money so she has taken out restraining orders against them. They have retaliated by demanding that the crazy cutie testify in court, but the judge has …