I don’t know precisely what the hell is going on here, but it looks as if a giant, mentally deranged
squirrel has stormed onto the stage in order to make a fool of the other performers. Or maybe it’s
some sort of new terrorist tactic! Oh my god, exploding squirrels!
They tank him up on Vodka, then send the poor bastard into a crowded place
and blow him up by remote control!
What terrible weapon will those evil bastards think of next?
Take heart folks, the US isn’t the only country in the world with more than its fair share of bible-bashing, rapture-awaiting idiots. An Australian religious outfit is offering courses in how to cure popular ailments like cancer through prayer, nice thoughts and wishful thinking!
The Westlife Church in the state of Queensland – which I am told is the Australian equivalent of the Appalachians – has recently set up a six month course aimed at teaching the gullible (especially, I suspect,  the ones with fat wallets) how to get all sorts of interesting crap to happen simply by asking the man upstairs. The “School of the Supernatural” promises to turn its students into fundamentalist Harry Potters who can not only cure cancer and heal broken bones, but also raise the dead  with naught but the wave of a self righteous hand!
The church’s manager, an escaped mental patient by the name of Yvonne Baker, claims that many miracles have already been performed at the church. The most impressive of these being her own ability to create a magical and inexplicable light simply by pressing a small button set into the wall!
There are those who seem to think this video is disrespectful to the late rapper, probably because of the shot in which Tupac Cat has sex with Tupac Human’s corpse. I however don’t care, so here it is.