The Ghost Cat of Okinawa.

This spectral creature, seen here in a photo taken by Professor Hiroshi Hondo of Tokyo University during a family picnic, was first made famous in the west by the Lafcadio Hearn story “The Cat That Ate My Hat,” wherein a humble American journalist residing in Okinawa is precipitated into financial ruin by bad gambling advice from a local hat blocker.

In the story, Hearn describes this creature as being the angry spirit of a cat who was always well treated in life, but who spent so much time sleeping that he never had the opportunity to write the great Japanese novel.

Embittered by his literary failure the cat now roams the island of Okinawa searching for would-be literati to harass. In 1956 the cat sneered at Yukio Mishima “Osawa hano garatimasu, egawa karatusu!” which translates roughly as “You’ll never win the Nobel, you bastard, so why don’t you just end it all?” or at least this is what Mishima claimed in his suicide note.

Pitcher Gets Intimate with Furry Fan.

So that’s what these guys do in between innings, they jerk off squirrels! It’s a novel way of tackling an attacker, and one that thankfully i have never seen the likes of Steven Seagal use.

You have to say one thing for the pitcher though – at least he had a towel handy…

Weird Kid Has Magnetic Blubber

This Croatian kid’s family claim that he can attract metal like some sort of roly poly magnet. The video does seem to bear that out, but until scientists have a look at young Ivan I aint buying it, for one thing they might simply have coated the kid’s chest in crazy glue.

Come to think of it, there is a more innocent explanation for this strange but largely useless ability – during one of his many late night fridge raids the kid accidentally swallowed a bunch of fridge magnets, the colorful kind which in a dimly lit kitchen may easily be mistaken for candy by a perpetually ravenous six year old.

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