Unique Urinals, Potty Pissoirs, Daffy Toilets

Who says waste disposal has to be boring and utilitarian? Not the wackjobs who designed these chunks of porcelain, that’s for sure.

This one I would simply be afraid to use. It looks like it’s about to grab my wiener, and what it has in mind i don’t even want to think about…

 

I believe this is the one that Elvis was sitting on when his heart went Kaboom. I tried finding the coke stains but they seem to have been either cleaned off or snorted up by one of his band members…

 

I’m not sure what the hell is going on here, but I suspect that simply by posting it I am offending one religious minority or another. Also, it seems to be holding a camera so unless you want a very embarrassing Facebook moment i would stay clear of it…

 

Whoops, this one isn’t exactly a toilet but she came up in the searches, and you have to admit that her career is definitely IN the toilet…

 

This one looks like something cooked up by the Marquis DeSade for a nice quiet evening at home and is probably the kind of thing guaranteed to wake up young Lindsay there…

 

Funny, i always thought what George W was full of was the other stuff…

 

Now this one would definitely offend certain religious persuasions. And even though i haven’t been in a church since the last time it rained really hard, i doubt even i would tempt fate by pissing on a nun…

 

Open up and say “Aahh!” For some reason these remind me of  our once redheaded friend…

 

This last one seems to be running away after committing some sort of sporting foul. On the other hand who knows – perhaps it’s just pissed on a nun!

Man’s Ass Kicked By Cat

A man in Cleveland Texas ( who would have known, Cleveland is catching!) has had to be airlifted to hospital after being attacked by a common everyday tabby cat!

According to the man, the belligerent feline attacked him for no reason, and while trying to fend off the creature with a knife both the man and the cat ended up getting stabbed. I can see how the latter could have happened, but the former seems unlikely as most cats do not have the opposable thumbs needed to stab people.

Poor old puss seems to have gotten the worst of it in the end though, having to be put down due to his injuries. The man on the other hand is only looking at a sizable medical bill, and a lifetime of derision for having been sent to intensive care by a creature who spends most of its spare time eating bugs.

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Angus wrecks yet another group photograph

“So there we all were, looking our best and on our best behavior, when all of a sudden just as the photographer says “Cheese!” Angus has to stick his tongue out and go “PBBT!” It was so loud I  swear the poor man almost hit the ceiling, and people in England thought the Queen had broken wind – again!”

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