Man’s Ass Kicked By Cat

A man in Cleveland Texas ( who would have known, Cleveland is catching!) has had to be airlifted to hospital after being attacked by a common everyday tabby cat!

According to the man, the belligerent feline attacked him for no reason, and while trying to fend off the creature with a knife both the man and the cat ended up getting stabbed. I can see how the latter could have happened, but the former seems unlikely as most cats do not have the opposable thumbs needed to stab people.

Poor old puss seems to have gotten the worst of it in the end though, having to be put down due to his injuries. The man on the other hand is only looking at a sizable medical bill, and a lifetime of derision for having been sent to intensive care by a creature who spends most of its spare time eating bugs.

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Angus wrecks yet another group photograph

“So there we all were, looking our best and on our best behavior, when all of a sudden just as the photographer says “Cheese!” Angus has to stick his tongue out and go “PBBT!” It was so loud I  swear the poor man almost hit the ceiling, and people in England thought the Queen had broken wind – again!”

A Look at Obscure Poet Charles Bowkowski

A little known member of The Lost Generation  was poet Charles Bowkowski, who was kicked out of the group after biting Ernest Hemingway on the foot.  Hemingway had told Bowkowski that his epic poem “Where The Trees Have No Name,” was nothing more than a cheap imitation of “Under Milkwood,” something which Bowkowski found especially galling given that “Under Milkwood” hadn’t been written yet.

Bowkowski had settled in Paris after spending two years as part of the Messenger Dog Corps during the First World War. He later wrote in his autobiography “The Fleas And I”, that  “It was mindless slaughter, slaughter and insanity, the battlefields were hell on earth – there were severed dog limbs and squeaky toys everywhere.”

Disgruntled by his treatment after the Hemingway incident, the poet returned  to America, where he became Professor of Comparative Literature and Post-Modern Sophistry at Princeton University. Bowkowski, whose sense of smell had started to fail him, died in 1967 after accidentally eating three pounds of chocolate, having apparently mistaken them for Hemingway’s foot.

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