Here we have the tale of Shannon Cheripka and the delightfully named Angela Crook, two geniuses who late one night decided to hold up a porn store with a toy gun!

The two escaped circus pinheads drove around for a while looking for a place to rob, finally deciding to target a store called Adult World. The decision was apparently made on the assumption that since another branch of Adult World had been robbed and the culprits had gotten away, so too would our intrepid heroines escape the long arm of the law!

Having made their choice, the thicker of the two lasses proceeded to walk into the store not only armed with a mere toy pistol, but also wearing a green mask and a camouflage outfit! Presumably after he had stopped laughing, the old man behind the counter told the woman that robberies are best carried out with real weapons, and that when all you’re packing is plastic you aint gonna get squat! After his monologue was over, the man grabbed a nearby hammer and chased the bewildered bandit away.

The second woman later told the cops that the reason she had been in the store earlier was not to case the joint but because “she and her fiancé were having sexual problems.” Let’s hope that her sexual problems include an inability to breed, and that the same goes for her water-pistol wielding friend.

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