Famous Anti-Semite returns to acting.

Mel Gibson has a new crime drama coming out late in the year and the folks at Empire have an exclusive pic of Mel and the latest victim of his drunk driving. Seems in the movie Mel plays a homicide cop whose daughter is murdered. After flying into a rage and screaming “It’s the Jews, its always the damned Jews!”, Mel sets out to find the killers. After wasting the whole first act harassing the Anti Defamation League he realizes it’s all part of something much darker than the Worldwide Zionist Conspiracy and goes after the real bad guys.

Sounds interesting, and let’s face it, he was drunk and it’s not like he called for a new Holocaust or anything, so i personally think the man deserves a chance.

Friends have recently revealed that the star’s problems first started several years ago when he became deeply frustrated at not being able to work out whether he is an American or an Australian.

More at Empire, the 2oth Anniversary edition of which rather ironically has an introduction by well-known Non-Gentile Steven Spielberg.

 

Britney Still Crazy

A court has found the curvaceous pop queen still too loony to manage her own affairs.

Apparently some of Brit’s former cohorts want to get their hands on her money so she has taken out restraining orders against them. They have retaliated by demanding that the crazy cutie testify in court, but the judge has decided Britney can’t do so because she is still mad as a weasel.

According to an L.A Superior Court Judge, Brit Brit isn’t  “mentally fit to make her own breakfast, much less serious legal decisions.”

More here.

Kim Kardashian cast as lobster in new Spongebob Squarepants movie.

According to her personal website, the poor woman fell asleep while lying in the sun wearing some big old glasses and this was the result.

Luckily for her career one of the other guests at the resort was a producer at Nickelodeon, who immediately signed her up to play Patrick’s love interest in the upcoming SpongeBob Squarepants movie “Patrick’s East Village Adventure.”

More here.

This is a fictional story, except for the sunburn, though i have my suspicions about that as well.

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