Cyclopean Cat Problem Dear Ambrose, A couple of weeks ago I made the mistake of buying a giant cat, and now it is wrecking my house and terrorizing my family. For a while there I thought I would tough it out, and the family and I have been sleeping on a floating mattress in the …
Grim Puss Problem Dear Ambrose, My cat is always very serious. I am worried he may have a heart attack and drop dead. What can I do to make him lighten up? Worried Cat Owner, Pennsylvania Dear Worried Cat Owner, I suggest sitting your cat down on the couch and showing him some funny movies. …
Growing moss is not as easy as one might assume, but with patience and the right attitude it can be done. The first thing to do is find yourself a nice shady spot. Under a tree in your garden should do. As moss likes buttermilk, you should first soak your clothing in said substance, then …