It has been revealed today that punk and heavy metal icon Glenn Danzig was last week mistaken for a garden gnome while standing out on the curb in front of his home in New Jersey. Mr. Danzig, who is best known for his 1993 hit “Mamma,” ( an ode to his mother, who had recently …
From our correspondent at The Marianas Trench Times The entire citizenry of the Marianas Trench is today speculating on the precise nature of a mystery object found yesterday by Miss Alabaster Coralline when she went out to her backyard to check on the washing. Miss Coralline, who works as a waitress at a branch of …
See, this is why your mom always told you not to leave the water running… Every summer in the Austrian town of Tragoess, some careless twit leaves his bathwater running while he answers the phone and as a result an entire park near the town is flooded! Not believing that people could be so …