The innocent – and apparently rather dead – animal pictured to your left is a member of a species commonly known as the Asian carp, and it has become the unlikely epicenter of a racial controversy. The entire hubbub was touched off when conservative talk show host Sean Hannity blamed the fish for an attack …
Category Archive: In The News
Famous Old Woman Not Welcome In Hamptons
It would appear that notorious Pop Diva and horse fancier Madonna did not endear herself to Hamptonites during her last stay at Wolffer Estate Vineyards in Sagaponack. According to reports, the neighbors were none too thrilled at their famous guest’s demands while staying at the Estate, demands which included that no one else be allowed …
Swine Flu My Ass!
The greatest danger to mankind at this moment in time is not a bunch of sneezing piggies, but rather the little-reported outbreak of pet zombification sweeping the Eastern United States. Seen here is the late Fluffball McGuffin, of Rhode Island, who is suspected of having eaten his owner’s head. Fluffball is so far the only …