Elderly Pop Icon Madonna has apparently been thrown from a horse who resented being saddled with yet another famous person too lazy to walk. Madds however, is blaming the incident on the paparazzi, claiming they startled the horse by showing it the last set of pictures they took of its rider. After being released from …
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Because Jews don’t already have enough problems
Hot on the heels of her suspicious mishap with a horse comes the news that Madonna has dumped her incestuously named toy-boy Jesus, for a rich Jewish guy with the equally biblical name of Moses. It seems Ms Ciccone was bemoaning her failure to abduct yet another African child, when lo and behold, who should …