Oh crap, the Rapture is here! And I haven’t been to confession in 33 years! This time the world is going to end  on May 21st, or so we are told by a Christian loony tune by the name of Harold Camping. Old Man Camping, who currently resides at the Saint Alowishus Home For The …
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Weird Kid Has Magnetic Blubber
This Croatian kid’s family claim that he can attract metal like some sort of roly poly magnet. The video does seem to bear that out, but until scientists have a look at young Ivan I aint buying it, for one thing they might simply have coated the kid’s chest in crazy glue. Come to think …
Man’s Ass Kicked By Cat
A man in Cleveland Texas ( who would have known, Cleveland is catching!) has had to be airlifted to hospital after being attacked by a common everyday tabby cat! According to the man, the belligerent feline attacked him for no reason, and while trying to fend off the creature with a knife both the man …