Yes, it’s been a good week for alcoholic animals on the internet. For those who missed the tipsy owl and the hammered bison here is an intoxicated bear making a fool of himself on the local news! And how does an innocent animal find himself in such a shameful condition? Greedily gobbling down too many …
Category Archive: In The News
Drunken Owl Gets Jail for Public Intoxication
German police have taken an owl into custody after a woman walking her dog found the bird drunkenly singing by the side of the road. According to Der Spiegel the animal was in the company of two bottles of schnapps and a cheap hooker from Las Vegas, but we are not told if the woman …
“I can haz the exemption?”
East Boston feline Sal Esposito has been called up for jury duty. Apparently Mr Esposito’s habit of whizzing in his neighbor’s yard and bringing home dead mice isn’t dissuading the authorities from wanting him to perform his civic duty. How could something this crazy happen? Well, it seems that on the last census Mr Esposito’s …