Here we have the tale of Shannon Cheripka and the delightfully named Angela Crook, two geniuses who late one night decided to hold up a porn store with a toy gun! The two escaped circus pinheads drove around for a while looking for a place to rob, finally deciding to target a store called Adult …
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The Great Goat Rescue
Good news for two woefully dim-witted young goats who apparently wandered onto the ledge of a 60 foot high railway bridge and then turned chicken when it came to going home. After two days of being up the bridge without a rope ladder, some nice humans got a cherry picker from a nearby mine and …
Paranoia – The Last Frontier
Stephen Hawking wants you to get the hell off the planet. It’s nothing personal though, he wants everyone to get off the planet. The world’s most famous Dalek impersonator told website Big Think that the old blue marble has had its day so we may as well pack our bags and head for Alpha Centauri… …