During an angry speech this politician’s teeth saw their chance to make good their escape from their life-long prison, and like Clint Eastwood in Escape from Alcatraz they went for it,but the guy was too quick for them. When later asked the man replied through his translator “Ha!They thought they had caught me off guard! …
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Church For Doggies!
Does your best friend lack purpose? Is his life a sea of emptiness in a bleak and  uncaring universe? Is he beset by existential woes? Not too likely if he’s a dog, but just in case your pooch is a neurotic looking for answers to life’s mysteries, he can now find help at Perfect Paws …
Lady Gaga Gets Drunk, Grosses Out Baseball Players
In an effort to prove that when it comes to being trashy she doesn’t just write songs about it but she actually lives it, Lady Gaga has gone on the piss and acted like a slut after a Yankees game. It seems the inebriated one-woman freak show snuck into the team’s clubhouse wearing what for …