Attila Nuthoarder, better known to friend and historian alike as Attila the Hamster, was the king of the Hamster Empire from around 434 to 453 AD, or somewhere approximately around that time. Though largely forgotten nowadays, the Hamster Empire was a large and impressive one that at its peak stretched from the Ural River (in …
Category Archive: Odd Animals
Ask Ambrose – “My Human is Driving Me Nuts!”
Cat Has Privacy Problem Dear Ambrose, I am a cat whose bed is in his humans’ bathroom. What this means is that my humans feel free to come in at any time of the day or night and take a dump in the middle of my bedroom! I have tried meowing loudly and hissing …
Ask Ambrose – “Help! My cat’s a bastard!”
Cat Has Bad Hygiene Habits Dear Ambrose, I was horrified the other day to find out that my cat has been using my toothbrush to clean his own teeth. My girlfriend tells me that she has known about this for weeks but that she has been afraid to speak up because if I tell the …