Unusual Ceiling Guests Dear Ambrose, I have cats in my ceiling. Dude With Cats In Ceiling, Codswallop, Nebraska Dear Dude With Cats In Ceiling, Given that you have failed to elaborate, I can not tell whether you are complaining or bragging about your situation. As it is, from the photo all I …
From the Kitten Kong episode of  the classic British comedy The Goodies… The Goodies? What the hell is “The Goodies,” I hear you ask. This is The Goodies.
Cyclopean Cat Problem Dear Ambrose, A couple of weeks ago I made the mistake of buying a giant cat, and now it is wrecking my house and terrorizing my family. For a while there I thought I would tough it out, and the family and I have been sleeping on a floating mattress in the …