From “I’m Sorry, I’ll Read That Again” — the same mentally disturbed folks who brought you The Ferret Song — comes this touching tribute to the world’s favorite mustelid. This one was perpetrated, or written if you prefer, primarily by Bill Oddie, and performed by him with help from Messrs Cleese, Brooke-Taylor et al.
Category Archive: Odd Animals
Ask Ambrose – Puzzling Pets
Cat Has Toilet Problem Dear Ambrose My cat won’t flush. I have taught Shady Jim how to use the toilet with not much difficulty, but for some reason I can’t seem to get him to flush it. Is this some inherent problem with cats, or is he playing some sort of silly power game? Too …
The Much Dreaded Chipmunk Of Death
Of the many supernatural threats facing this country, perhaps the most insidious is The Much Dreaded Chipmunk of Death. This fluffy bastard, first described by puritan churchman Bloat Remington in his treatise “Satanic Fauna of the New World,” will go to great lengths to eliminate anyone who commits an offense against his fellow nut-biters. According …